things lecturers say

this lecturer brings a large inflated tapeworm toy thing to encourage participation - if you have the worm, you have to answer the question, and then you pass/throw it to the next row to another person. but then this guy punches it away when it was thrown at him:

"You cannot deflect the worm! You must accept the worm!"
ahahhaha and he said it so seriously lol

another class, about reproduction in siamese fighting fish - the male swishes around to make little bubbles that he then rearranges on the water surface to make a nest for fertilised eggs:

"The male then picks up the egg with his mouth, then puts it in the bubble. where he lives."
ahahhahaha bubble-boy fish