overheard

some especially funny overheard from yesterday's mx:

Girl to mx distributor: Can I have two? I have a pet rabbit.

Guy to girl: Is that your mobile number stuck to the back of your phone?
Girl: Yeah, but it's not because I can't remember my number, it's so someone can call me if I lose my phone.

Girl at cafe: Hi there, do you make iced hot chocolates?

Girl to friend: How long ago was the big bang?
Friend: Duh, 2009 years ago.